Sth which i came up with to make this entry less wordy.
I actually wanna save this entry for tmr, to spice up the things i wanna blog tmr, but i cant take it any longer! its like having an afternoon nap sleepin on the computer desk and suddenly............
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You ejaculated big time.
Haha unleash all ur stockpile causing ur jeans to be filled with all ur spermazooes. sounds familiar? you bet! haha. yeah u know who i m referring to ;) the someone who's departin soon for 2 months! haha
ok the casts are simple: this guy named GL, hanster and hanster's ass.
GL was in deep slumber one afternoon.and inside that dream, he dreamt that he is so gonna lay his dick on someone's poor ass. As u all know it, Spore law states that its against the law to have sex thats not of the carnal nature.But GL decides to anal the poor fella. anyway of all places y the anal? its hairy n smells like dung hole... haha ok story continues that he couldnt wait any longer, and there he goes stripping his trousers quick and started to insert into the fella's ass, without even FIRST CHECKING the person's face. It was said that the assumption of the fella was a girl because she had long hair.
And so the fucking continues.
Upon reaching climax, he let out a satisfactorily moan "AhhHhhHh, it feels good" and proceeded with a spank on the ass.
GL asked the fella to turn over and he got the mother-of-god shock face which he has never experienced in the whole god damn 19yrs of his life. that fella who got his ass screwed was none other than hanster.
Poor hanster's ass. FUCKkkKKKkk.
It was also said that the expression hanster gave was a cynical,smirky smile that could felt more satisfied than ever.
End of story.
FUCKKkkKK! firstly after listening to that story, i just couldnt control but burst out laughing.At the same time i m so fucking disgusted abt that re-enactment which GL told me.but thankfully i know its all a big time joke that we r ever so candid to share with each other always. haha WHY in the first place was i ever in the picture of ur lusty dream.shldnt it be a girl? damn and my ass in his dreams was taken.fuck.
No it isnt any whole lot of gayism. ITS A TONNE LOAD OF GAYISM sheit. hahahha
it was uber disgusting la but it was a joy worth laughin about man haha. i like you GL! haha
oh my god did i mention that that dream actually brought into reality? that whole load of stockpile just blew out into his jeans, even though he keep emphasising that it only trickled out. pathetic! haha liar!
but yeah it definitely made me laugh all while, while penning this funny encounter out, coupled with the dim lightings my medusa light brought and a cigarette in hand, AhhHh, life's great.
Clubbing tmr at Mos again. its the last ride with the chicks jur! lets make it rite this time.and oh yar french cap is provided by me shld everything goes as planned! haha friday chalet,sat big time chillin @ grapevine's!
Awesome.
Let's go to the park
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care,
We just don't care,
We just don't care.
Nights world! (:
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
melodious tune that oozes not just the sentimental ballad kind of love mood,but also added a dash of r&b rhythm into the song, making it all so lovely to make.....LOVE haha. be it in a kitchen, the office or even ya MAMA's hse. take it away John. You're the Legend! ;)
JOHN LEGEND LYRICS
"P.D.A. (We Just Don't Care)"
Let's go to the park
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care,
We just don't care,
We just don't care.
You know I love you when you're loving me
Sometimes it's better when it's publicly
I'm not ashamed, I don't care who sees
Us hugging & kissing our love exhibition all
We'll rendezvous out on the fire escape
I'd like to set off an alarm today
The love emergency don't make me wait
Just follow I'll lead you
I urgently need you
Let's go to the park
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care
We just don't care
We just don't
Let's make love, let's go somewhere they might discover us
Let's get lost in lust
We just don't care,
We just don't care,
We just don't care.
I see you closing down the restaurant
Let's sneak and do it when your boss is gone
Everybody's leaving we'll have some fun
Or maybe it's wrong but you're turning me on.
Ooh, we'll take a visit to your Mama's house
Creep to the bedroom while your Mama's out
Maybe she'll hear it when we scream and shout
And we'll keep it rocking until she comes knocking
Let's go to the park
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care,
We just don't care,
We just don't...
Let's make love,
Let's go somewhere they might discover us.
Let's get lost in lust
We just don't care,
We just don't care,
We just don't care.
If we keep up on this fooling around
We'll be the talk of the town
I'll tell the world I'm in love any time
Let's open up the blinds 'cause we really don't mind
Ooh I don't care about the propriety
Let's break the rules and ignore society
Maybe our neighbors like to spy, it's true
So what if they watch when we do what we do
Oh, let's go to the park
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care,
We just don't care,
We just don't...
Let's make love, let's go somewhere they might discover us...
sounds like some sexual escapades. but i rather think it to be a love chemistry thats sizzling hot! yeah haha.
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
Blogger is all fucked up. and i mean totally.
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yeah been tryin hard to login to updates the peeps out. but always fails me when my inspiration is at the climax.
Anyway 2nd week into my leave has been great so far.forget the mondays,tues and prolly wed. but all i gonna say is welcome thurs fri sat and sun! cuz for all u know, these days r TGI-TFSS!
had driving lesson on mon.pretty awesome in a sense that we drove to tampines.flyover path was fuckin gd.ram the accelerator to a cool the magic 80 instead of the barrier that STICKS IN RED at 60, implyin not to cross that damn mark. who cares haha.yayayayayay thurs another driving lesson cant wait to finish all 30 lessons before gettin MA license.
I m a happy boy!
crashed aunt's hse yest night and it was the usual gd ol treatment aunt never fails to lavish on me.spoke quite a bit,she tellin me all her office politics, and her incessant travellings in the upcoming months. Zurich,Hk,Taichung,Bangkok. omfg. wad a life to enjoy.but with big bucks comes with big sarcifice. 1 particular topic we mentioned abt was that her enthusiasm in doin charity work. chanced across a cheque of $2500 being issued to the Buddhist Free Polyclinic and stuff. amongst others are the orphanage and aged homes. i admire her philantrophy. and yeah i ll follow her footsteps one day if my financial conditions r as comfy as hers. as usual, she gave me some buckeroos for my spendings, despite my constant rejection, but somehow it always ended up with me - Yusof Ishak in blue! :)
met gaylord up b4 training to harbourfront. spoke loads abt our programmes for our upcoming wk. Clubbin @ MoS on thurs again! YAY
I m a happy boy again! :) :)
yeah thats rite, clubbin at the same club again. it was supposed to be one which joel gonna ask me to go, but luck came and jest's lesbo grp fren of 4 r crashin too! oh man i so gonna let my hair down n know these chicks as well as the others. Word of caution : Frolicking and grinding maybe possible haha!! Friday gonna go for ma cliques chalet, its sorta a surprise for Yh bday. oops not sure whether YOU yh might have read these b4 fri comes haha. but i suppose it wont be that 'suay' haha. cycling on fri nite and stayin up late is a pretty feasible idea. and wads more impt in chalet that makes it all worthwhile wld be sussing out the babes, doin their bbq in the adjacent chalets.
Jur and i made a pact that we gonna be all so happening during the chalet, but given his shyness, *- hey i asked for the services on ya behalf last monday rmb?* haha, i wld start the ice breaker. so god pls pray that chicks wld swamp to chalet on that day yeah.
Come sat, we wld chill out @ grapevine till 6am, this time again cruising all the beautiful babes in there. OMG PL girls r HOT.
Used to think that PLmgs girls r the from-e-TAF club kind, if not like my sis in her early pri sch days with the lousy bangs haha. but not anymore. HOT HOT HOT. Pl lites are a force to be reckon with =>
thats abt it. will prolly add another entry tonight b4 prison break epi21 finishes. WOOHOO its coming to an end! there most prolly wld have a season 3. but fuck PB is DA BEST. fuck LOST and SMALLVILLE. Neo Han Wei says so man!
gotta go for diiner. TA!
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
CLUBBING WAS FANTABU-AWESOME-LOUS!
u heard me. clubbing at Mos yest couldnt have been better than i thought. the chicks which we 'eyed' all while, the alcohol we had that streamed into our blood, the obscene no. of fags we smoked and most imptly, the MUUUUUUUUSIC that kept us grooving for 4 hrs straight. awesome.
awesome.
this wk has been fuckin productive. and one significant improvement would be the expand of our social circle. oh life's great. seductive looks, casual flirtings, grinding dance movements. it definitely made my week.
Moooove bitch get out the way get the way bitch get out the way! ludacris mood now. put your left hand up, ur right hand up, whuteva~ am fuckin in a clubbin mood now despite my energy in me is all sapped up. what is meant to be only a 3 word entry to say abt ma club exp, became a normal entry.fuck. will elaborate on the exp prolly tmr.
just came back from a great chillout in ma area. Grapevine: the land of hot chicks, that promises u to savour what u ve seen. it has been certified by hanster btw. tall,slim,pretty and eng bred.whats more haha?
gaylord: luck dont knock on ur door twice, much less 3 times! even much fucking less 3 times in 3 consecutive days haha.u heard me? the bf she's got is a mofo fugler. hahaha.
Life's full of gayism shit - its colourful and exciting but often bring about bad impression. but i m liking it. fuck the parents. join the anti-neo today.
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
WASSUP peeps!
am suppose to blog yest abt the happenings late this wk,but stuffs and partly the laziness in me tied me down to...blog. but this entry promises to be fulfilling as its pics galore!bet to feast ya eyes haha.
Wed: it was suppose to be a day spent rotting at home, but after some 'psycho' session by blinked182 sister, she managed to tempt the ass outta me to head out to town to get some serious stuffs. there we went.got my shirts at GAP! blown a cool $100 shimmies on a classic white shirt and a trademark tee shirt frm there. uber guilty spendin can? thankfully that shirt i got was the last size and i managed to reserved it.it was supposed to be at the outlet @ centrepoint but the goldfish memory of mine thot it was at wisma.
however it aint a trip wasted.
the sales assistant, Carol was all so helpful and enthusiatic.not only did she served me well, she even bothered to go the extra mile to call up centrepoint to confirm the reservation was there.
all dressed up smartly in a presumably gap outfit,with a butt-huggin levi's ladies cut that is oomph-sexae!, and clad with dunks, she's a girl i wld like her,despite her puny size, haha she's cute nonetheless! ;) the occasional giggles and awkward conversation we had made our day gd....i think haha. bet it made her day when i thanked her by her name as we walked out. it sure felt gd with such casual flirtings ard hehe. *will upload the pics of ma clothes up soon yeah*
oh yar did i mention cute Michael Scofield is the model for GAP? swoon.
headed home thereafter before gaylord called up and sis n moi went to sunshine to have our usual teh-o. this was what looked like on our way to prata-haven!
I tried to act a la-antonio banderas's Desperado act.it only prove futile!
aint i rite?it went horribly wrong haha!
THURS:
it was a much better spent day compared to wed. meet up with gaylord to go for the much needed SUNTANNING session. and boy it was so much fun and fucking hilarious. haha i ll prefer to let the fotos do the talking! take i away!
suntanning buddies!yeah i m loving this life!
Model-wannabe? haaha
Do i look like you owe me $$?
Lincoln Burrows's double?haha
these pictures looked perfectly fine and protected our sexuality until...................................
TINGE OF GAYNESS?
ABSLOLUTELY NOT!
ITS A WHOLE LOT OF GAYISM!
haha just kiddin gaylord.u inherited my genes to look gd man.my inheritance of ma style,my dressing,my like for fag-ging, we even got the same hairstylist!hha. but dont ya think u really attracted the wrong attention?like wad happened yest?hahaha okok shall spare ya!
we proceeded to vivo again after our tanning to chill again.and boy it seems we ll always spend our ka-chings whenever we go out.jur bought a zara polo tee thats ol-so-cool. but a pity ya haven got the built yet.work harder yeah officer to be! :)
headed to his place,played When You Say Nothing at All on my guitar for the one last tim before it was sold. headed home n locked to Prison Break after.
TONIGHTS DA NIGHT....cuz we are clubbing baby!we ve got our stuffs are ready,looking like a million bucks ready to hit the clubs man. MOS here we come!
thats all folks. will be back for updates tmr night,after another round of drinking @ grapevine's and cruising of babes before coming home.
aint life gd now? you bet.
TATA!
TATA!
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
Looks like what i ve promised today for this entry looks totally worthwhile, pics that i gonna upload that will feast u pple eyes haha.
I FOUND MY HOLY GRAIL. not exactly found it in a finder's keepers way, but i found it. the one perfect girl that suits my bill,that lives up to my true standard. yeah its been long and after scouring thru, this girl which i incidentally found fits to a T! i know i know my expectations have always been high to the extent u guys all know, but whenever i told ya that its this girl or that babe that i fall for, it FELL way off target. but i m pretty sure this one that i gonna post, is ma standard. but i guess never in this shit life of mine can i ever be with such a beauty, i swear. so lemme indulge in this sweet fantasy for just a moment ha!
PS: so sorry to the girl i ve took the pics from ya to post it here.perhaps it kinda infringed some copyright sheit or ur privacy but yeah i wouldnt mind payin a million buckeroos for the lawsuit just to admire ur beauty :) :) :) :) btw she's a pure chinese singaporean but eng bred.proof? she's a Tan. hahahha.
ENOUGH. u guys must be fucking cursing now becuz of all the ra-tata that i m typing. so here goes: 3,2,1!
She's a Club chic !
*particular pic was chosen so as to leave u guys with a wee bit of mystery before showin u guys her face!*
She's also a Casual Chic!
*aww aint her style versatile? lovely.*
Never Forgetting She's a Mummy girl!sleek chic!
If only i am a little taller,blessed with a better looking features and a wider social circle, otherwise all these r nothing but nothing. haha so rate it peeps? aint she cool? dresses differently for every occasion. a totally diff person with a different personality aww god its literally like a post dedicated esp to her la. Madly infatuated with her now.
Well today was my first driving lesson today.all i can say is that,its a horse jerking debut haha.was in panicky mode when the green light flashed, the cars are waiting behind. no matter how hard i ram the accelerator,it wldnt move even thou the engine spun wildly and the tachymeter roars upwards.upon releasing the clutch on resulted in the horse motion.fucked up. haha but it was fun.got the hang of it after an hr and man i cant wait to hit gear 5! uncle even promised to allow me to reach tampines for next lesson. woohoo!
gonna try suntanning tmr over at aunt's place again,gyming and prolly go chillout. there u go! my day. be back for updates soon.
random: btw, the girl looks like Ueto Aya, the actress who acted in Cryin out love, in the centre of the world. Incidentally, my playlist was playin the sad tune of that drama. deja vu man! ha.
nights world!
Oh yar, she's also a bohemian chic girl too.
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
Let the party begins! yeah 3wks of leave before the tough course ushers in. i suppose its a really deserve leave since i doubt there will be much time in enjoyin until after 9 months. so i aint complaining ir biath-ing abt it!
21 days may seem long.however there's a part of me that never fails to keep counting down the days before April comes and the real TEST begins. pple r enjoyin, but perhaps its just the worried me that keeps reminding me at the back of my mind that the bed of roses are soon to be a bed of roses, with THORNS. oh well i m such a paranoid freak. perhaps i ve the mentality of a king? hahaha, caught 300 at vivo earlier. there r some parts of the movie which i can vividly rmb, other than the SEX scenes, i mean i m a boy afterall haha, but the pt is, as the warriors rejoice in the successful battle of the day, only the king is fretting.
which brings me to this qn. does worryin means not being complacent? or the fact that worryin gets u nowhere?! how contradicting. but i wld like to believe in the former! haha
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enough of the pessimistic sheits. anyway vivo theatres are enormous. seats r awesome fuck.plush and seductively red, n not forgetting the wide wide screen that it has to offer, cathay cineplex, BACK OFF ha. vivo is the next place to hang out. shopped with gaylord today.found lotsa hidden treasures for shoppin clothes. saw a top at GAP which i totally went gaga.its a cool $65 which i so wld pay for it.baby its for friday man, MOS here icome. RETRO bar u rock hahaha. smoked our asses out after, chilled a little and headed to chinatown for AHEM, chilout.had dinner at Maxwell's saw this hot babe which we kept havin contacts.wooo i ve sinned for my eyes have literally molested, after eyeing and scanning her top to bottom for the 390290285 times. ha fabulous.
thereafter walked aimelessly like headless chickens ard chinatown.speakin abt chickens, haha they r............................great to eat! esp the wing area hahaha! gaylord r u reading? :P shortly after we were welcomed by some Chinese "Ambassadors" which we gladly obliged with by entertaining them. awesome. i guess they r being overfriendly becuz of the upcoming Olympics? that we ended spended a few shimmies entertaining them.funny! haha gaylord r u grinning now?hahaha! had more fags before heading home.
Overall day was great.gonna learn driving tmr hope i can finish at least 10 lessons.gonna go gym n suntanning this wk again after the Sun gave up on me today.fuck. mos-king on friday.thurs might head town to get my GAP shirt n prolly meet up with poly frens or wing man Ron for some tete-a-tete session. absolutely FABULOUS. be back for updates tmr.n hopefully some pics to spice up this over-wordy fuck blog.
PRISON BREAK EPI 20 IS up in a few hrs baby! SCOFIELD u rock ;)
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
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How much are you worth?
yeah thats how much i m worth. Welcome after being away from blog for a wk. gonna keep this short since i gotta go back tmr to sort out some admin sheits. damn y isit the leave that we got always come disturbed. passed BTT in a single shot woohoo! this wk is gonna be MA WK. will update tmr if theres the time. suntanning tmr shoppin. tues driving. HERE I COME BABY!
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach
I AM BAAAAACCCKKK!
yoohoo its been a god damn long 2 months since i last blogged, so much so
that i literally see cobwebs forming all over. m partly to be blamed for not
having the mood to blog out after a series of events within the period.
nonetheless i m gonna pen them out.
as wad was stated above, yeah i m back. owing the the fact that i cant say
where because of certain sensitive issues, i believe u all, ma gd gd frens
shld know rite? ;) its has been great even thou i only get to experience the
last leg of the journey thats only a couple weeks. but boy it has been a
great eye opener.
different culture, different people, totally new environment thats so in the
70s. realised that Spore afterall aint that bad, so shut the whining and
appreciate how beautiful she is. partied lots,smoked the hell out till i
almost developed Constantine's tar-riddened lungs. and catching the crunch
football match at a alfresco seaside bar on a wonderful sat in a foreign
land, catching Liverpool vs Manutd. a pity the reds of Merseyside lost, but
full points for the ambience of the bar,coupled with great frens
company,limitless alcohol and fags!
as soon as i stepped back to ol sweet motherland, time has nv been on my
side. immediately headed to aunt's place for a gd gd lunch
headed home for a quick splash and unpacking before heading out to town with
sis. bought her some clothes and a beloved cap from AX which totally
contrasted with my black one, boy i felt happy in a way that i did my job as
brother wld do to his sis, and more imptly seeing her face beamed with
happiness. Ass-ster now tell me where can u find a better bro in the world
even thou we always quarrel , for the 21089719387531 times i can rmb. but i
guess our constant blabbering is our way of showing sibling love for each
other. you suck la sis haha.
thereafter heading to sk to see my ah ma.had dinner and chatted with her
up,she has definitely aged alot more,and seeing her always lying on her bed,
i cldnt help but empathise her that she needed companion.love u ah ma.
legs r tired, so r my lungs, however instead of heading home, i went to
Liquid Kitchen,off Serangoon Gardens to chill with jest and gibson.fun fun
fun. i love night life.but that doesnt mean i like to club,thou i frequent
occasionally
bar/pub to relax,soft music, football matches on plasma tvs,red wines and
fags. that was wad we got on sat.chatted with jur and gib till we all turned
'high' after downing a Chauteau Red Wine. day ended after i got home at 2
before crashin to bed.
Sunday: went marketin with parents in the early morning,settled breakfast
before HEADING TO ONG'S PLACE FOR STEAMBOAT. see that now TIME NEVER SEEMS
TO BE ON MY SIDE WHEN I M OUT? ha.stayed for 2 hrs, headed to dinner with
gramps before headin back to BB again. finally got home from ong's place at
11.managed to chat mum up after all my incessant outings with frens.sorry ya
mum.
thats abt it, since entry is gettin lengthier and i suppose u guys will
start cursin me for straining ur eyes ha! be back for upadtes tmr.
random thot, tmr's basic theory test,hope to pass it in a single shot and
look forward to gettin my license on the time i projected. and damn PRISON
BREAK WILL ONLY be back on march 19. grrr.
♥ there's not a place
in heaven that we cant reach
in heaven that we cant reach